Me, Myself and I

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Wed, 15 May 2013 20:48:57 -0400

cj-sewers: beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:48:12 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

;_____;

tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:42:03 -0400

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy

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Tue, 14 May 2013 21:02:37 -0400

skippractice: maybe she’s barn with it maybe it’s neighbelline

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:27:41 -0400

skippractice:

maybe she’s barn with it

maybe it’s neighbelline

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Tue, 14 May 2013 20:27:28 -0400

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Tue, 14 May 2013 19:54:09 -0400

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Tue, 14 May 2013 18:57:55 -0400

Mirror am I pretty yet? [by: Julie Martinez]

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:44:20 -0400

Mirror am I pretty yet?

[by: Julie Martinez]

grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:35:04 -0400

grouprojects:

titmuffins:

grouprojects:

being gay is a sin?? um actually

bi = gay x straight

sin = straight / bi

the straights cancel

sin = 1/gay

times that by gay

gay(sin) = 0

gay = -sin

move the negative over

-gay = sin

so not being gay is a sin oops

idk what you just said but thanks nerd

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Tue, 14 May 2013 18:21:08 -0400

from-dark-bays-to-dappled-grays: Horses Inside-Out

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:00:48 -0400

from-dark-bays-to-dappled-grays:

Horses Inside-Out

thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:47:17 -0400

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

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Sun, 12 May 2013 21:37:50 -0400

doctorrose-andotherfandoms: supernaturaltookawaymylife: zuand0:...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:23:34 -0400

doctorrose-andotherfandoms:

supernaturaltookawaymylife:

zuand0:

Mythbusters in a nutshell

I will never stop reblogging this because I laugh like an idiot every time.

Does anyone know which one this is from?

doctorrose-andotherfandoms: supernaturaltookawaymylife: zuand0:...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:00:09 -0400

doctorrose-andotherfandoms:

supernaturaltookawaymylife:

zuand0:

Mythbusters in a nutshell

I will never stop reblogging this because I laugh like an idiot every time.

Does anyone know which one this is from?

"There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries I have not..."

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:28:56 -0400

“There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries I have not visited.
Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town,
Being pressured into making decisions about my future,
When I barely even know who I am.”

- Unknown (via princess)

treyfuckingcasen: canni8al: ashlyniscool: hedgehogsareprettycu...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:28:38 -0400

treyfuckingcasen:

canni8al:

ashlyniscool:

hedgehogsareprettycute:

slugbox:

raikissu:

thebrigeedarocks:

annabellalovesyou:

itrybutitshows:

Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf

Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.

REVERSE.

SNOWGLOBE.

imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.

This bed is not for fucking in.

this bed is definitely for fucking in.

imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.

imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.

all of these comments i can’t

tobsjpalfrey: distance-dimension: Fucking...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:25:10 -0400

tobsjpalfrey:

distance-dimension:

Fucking perfect.

B-E-A-utiful.

lividula: gnostic-forest: architectureofdoom: Road washed out...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:14:50 -0400

lividula:

gnostic-forest:

architectureofdoom:

Road washed out by flood, WA state.

This is so beautiful

Officially my new favorite picture in the whole world.