May 2013
34 posts
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
skippractice:
maybe she’s barn with it
maybe it’s neighbelline
grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
thenaebyrd777:
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
“There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries...”
– Unknown (via princess)
martinfreemanisahedgehog:
maple syrup is the best though i dont see why we’re the only country that is lovin it so much
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
flowerpixies:
urbancatfitters:
heeheehaahaahoohoo:
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
April 2013
71 posts
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
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xxxrays:
i want to drop out of school and see the world and make art and make music
i don’t want to be in debt and i don’t want to do something i’m not passionate about and i don’t want to be pressured into deciding what to do with my life right now
